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Courtesy of friend Ken Gagne over at Showbits.net, comes this parody/re-imagining of 24, with Jack Bauer and the rest of the CTU gang doing their thing...had the show been developed (and set!) in 1994.

Showbits.net: Jack Bauer, 1994



Thanks, Ken!

Aw, yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

24: Season 7 Preview


Awwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah.

The Hollywood Reporter is...uh...reporting that a 24 TV-movie is on the fall schedule.

It will bridge the events of Season 6 and the still-forthcoming Season 7, now slated to begin in January '09.

So, 2008 will not be a Bauer-free year, after all. Sweet!

I'm sure these have been around for a while, but I just found them tonight:

Jack Bauer Facts.

Some of my favorites:

6. If Jack Bauer had been a Spartan the movie would have been called "1".

17. If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".

36. If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

38. Jack Bauer quit for just five minutes, and a nuclear bomb went off.

79. Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still can't believe that pussy went to the hospital first.

Or, "The Tao of Jack."

Read it at MSN.com.

....and there's a picture of Jack Bauer next to it.

Damn, I love 24.