Dayton's Blog: A pimple on the ass of the Internet.

Seen on the way to work this morning:

"I got your Jeep thing, and now it burns when I pee."

Seen on the way home from work last night:

"It's not how you pick your nose; it's where you put the boogers."


Anybody got anything?

Seen on a soccer mom's mini-van while I was out at lunch:

"My Give A Damn's busted."

Passed on by a friend:

Seen this morning on a pickup truck:

"Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an idiot."

Seen on the way into work this morning:

"I ain't speedin', I'm qualifyin'!"

I chuckled, but I don't know why. Maybe it's because of my overall mood, which is good, since today is August 23rd, and you know what that means? That's right, the evening's activities promise to be mucho fun. Here's a hint:

...on the way back to my office from lunch:

"My rocketship has fins, bitches!"

I don't know why I found that as funny as I did, but I did, so there.

Seen on the way to work this morning:

"I never thought I'd miss Nixon."